Poante despre Brexit

BREXIT

Evident, evenimentul care a facut lumea reala si virtuala sa vuiasca a fost referendumul din Marea Britanie, care a consfintit o decizie pe atat de suprinzatoare, pe atat de periculoasa. Ca sa mai descreteasca fruntile, colaboratorii de la traduceri contracte engleza Craiova s-au gandit sa compileze cateva glume aparute dupa Brexit; traducatorii de contracte engleza Craiova au mentionat ca, datorita unor jocuri de cuvinte imposibil de redat in romana, au ales sa nu le traduca, insa va asigura ca englezii nu ies bine din ele:

Why does Britain like tea so much? Because tea leaves.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. That Englishman wanted to go, so they all had to leave.

What did Britain say to its trade partners? See EU later.

Why did Britain cross the road? Actually, we never said we’d cross the road entirely.

I guess EU has now 1 GB of free space.

I long for the days when “Brexit” was just a term for leaving brunch early.

Brexit – it’s like when Geri Halliwell overestimated her viability as a solo artist and left the Spice Girls.

Pro-Brexit: 10 things I hate about EU.

Anti-Brexit: Nothing compares to EU.

Brexit could be followed by Grexit, Departugal, Italeave, Czechout, Oustria, Finish, Slovakout, Latervia, Byegium. Only Remania will stay.

Sursa imagine: www.globalresearch.ca.

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