Titluri de ziare cu un pic de umor

Informatia ne guverneaza viata, iar unul dintre locurile predilecte din care ne-o extragem este presa scrisa, au opinat colaboratorii de la biroul de traduceri articole doctorat Craiova. Stiind ca mai mult de jumatate dintre oameni nu citesc decat titlurile si vrand sa se amuze un pic, traducatorii de articole doctorat Craiova s-a gandit sa va prezinte cateva titluri de ziar foarte ingenios alterate, astfel incat rezultatele sa fie atat amuzante, cat si inteligente si va provoace sa le gasiti cheia fiecaruia:

AGRICULTURE MINISTER DRESSED ON PIGS

FIREMEN WARNED: DON’T PUMP TO CONCLUSIONS!

CHICKEN BREEDER ON FRAUD CHARGE TOLD BY JUDGE: “YOU WILL HAVE TO LAY HEAVILY FOR YOUR CRIMES!”

NEGOTIATIONS BETWEEN MISSIONARIES AND CANNIBAL CHIEF BREAK DOWN. “IT’S IMPOSSIBLE TO SEASON WITH THEM”, SAYS CHIEF

VETERINARY SURGEON ACCUSED OF CRUELTY TO CATS PROTESTS: “PEOPLE LIKE TO PUSS OVER NOTHING”

GAMBLER CONVICTED OF MURDERING BOOKMAKER BETS FOR MERCY

DIRECTOR OF BLOOD BANK ON CORRUPTION CHARGE IS ACCUSED OF CONGEALING EVIDENCE FROM THE POLICE

HIGH-SPENDING LOCAL AUTHORITIES TOLD: “MONEY DOESN’T GLOW ON TREES”

CLERGYMEN FROCK TO WEMBLEY TO HEAR WORLD-FAMOUS PREACHER

WELFARE OFFICIALS ACCUSED OF CRYING INTO COUPLES’ PRIVATE LIVES

Exemple extrase din Test Your Prepositions de Peter Watcyn-Jones si Jake Allsop, Penguin Publishing Press.

Sursa imagine: www.bestlifeonline.com.

Daca aveti nevoie de noi, ne gasiti la 0761 431 255andrinacraciun@gmail.com.

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