Cateva glume cu elementele chimice

Vremea se incalzeste, activitatea se inteteste, insa colaboratorii de la biroul de traduceri retete Craiova considera ca nu strica sa ne mai amuzam din cand in cand. Pentru ca unul dintre proiectele de amploare din ultima perioada a vizat niscaiva chestiuni din chimie, traducatorii de retete din Craiova s-au gandit ca n-ar strica sa compileze cateva glume in engleza cu elementele chimice din tabelul lui Mendeleev.

What do you do with a dead scientist? You barium. That’s if you can’t helium or curium.

What happened to the chemist in the cave – Berkelium.

Are you made out of beryllium, ununtrium, and titanium ? Cause you’re a BeUTi.

What do you say when: oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium and phosphorous walk into a bar? OH SNaP!

Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? Because you’re so fine!

Did you hear Oxygen and Potassium went on a date? Yeah, it went OK.

You wanna hear a joke about potassium? K.

You wanna hear a joke about sodium? Na.

Are you made of copper and tellurium?? Because you’re pretty CuTe!

Chemist 1: do you have any sodium bromate? Chemist 2: NaBrO.

What did the elements say to hydrogen? What a loner!

What did one ion say to another? I’ve got my ion you.

What is a house cat’s favorite chemical compound? MoUSe.

Pentru si mai multe glume cu elemetele chimice, puteti intra pe www.thoughtco.com.

Sursa imagine: www.openculture.com.

Daca aveti nevoie de noi, ne gasiti la 0761 431 255andrinacraciun@gmail.com.

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