Cateva citate despre alegeri

In scurt timp vom avea o noua runda de alegeri, iar colaboratorii de la biroul de traduceri foi matricole Craiova nu vor lipsi de la acest nou scrutin. Insa gustul amar pe care li l-a lasat aceasta intreaga campanie electorala i-a indemnat sa caute o indulcire in alta parte, asa ca traducatorii de foi matricole Craiova au compilat cateva citate amuzante despre alegeri.

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them – Le ofer oponentilor mei un targ: daca ei inceteaza sa mai spuna minciuni despre mine, iar eu incetez sa mai spun adevarul despre ei. (Adlai Stevenson)

Why pay money to have your family tree traced? Go into politics and your opponents will do it for you – De ce sa platesti bani sa iti trasezi genealogia? Intra in politica si oponentii o vor face in locul tau. (Anonim)

We stand today at a crossroads: one path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other leads to total extinction. Let us hope we have the wisdom to make the right choice – Ne aflam la o rascruce: o cale duce catre disperare si deznadejde, cealalta duce catre disparitia totala. Sa speram ca vom avea intelepciunea de a face alegerea corecta. (Woody Allen)

When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators – Cand vanzarea si cumpararea sunt controlate prin legislatie, primele lucruri care trebuie cumparate si vandute sunt legislatorii. (J. O’Rourke)

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half – Jumatate dintre americani n-au citit vreodata un ziar. O jumatate n-au votat niciodata in alegerile prezidentiale. Sa speram ca e aceeasi jumatate. (Gore Vidal)

In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem – In America, oricine poate deveni presedinte. Tocmai asta e problema. (George Carlin)

Nobody would say, “I’m voting for this guy because he’s got the stronger chin”, but that, in fact, is partly what happens – Nimeni n-ar spune, “Votez pentru tipul asta pentru ca are o barbie mai ferma”, dar, de fapt, asta e cam ce se intampla. (Daniel Kahneman)

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