Eurovisionul in citate ridicole

Nu peste multe zile va avea loc finala editiei din 2019 a Eurovision, iar colaboratorii de la biroul de traduceri acte notariale Craiova abia asteapta sa se delecteze cu un spectacol in care artisticul si hilarul involuntar conlucreaza perfect. Stiind ca ridicolul insoteste permanent melodiile din concurs, traducatorii de acte notariale din Craiova au adunat cateva dintre versurile care i-au facut sa ridice colturile buzelor si din sprancene:

It’s the Arockalypse… On the Day of Rockon- ing. (Finlanda, 2007)

And roll the carpet from the floor, haha, carpet from the floor, yeah. (Estonia, 2001)

And you walk along with your ding-dang-dong. (Olanda, 1975)

The difference between people, between apes and primates is not much bigger than between noodles and pancake stripes. (Austria, 2003)

I got only one rule, always stay cool like a swimming pool. (Muntenegru, 2012)

The cat is happy, the dog is happy, the cat is happy, the dog is happy, we are in a wonderful mood and very happy, we are in a wonderful mood, oh joy. (Rusia, 2012)

Your bum has feelings, your bum is a part of you, Don’t put it on chairs, your bum has an opinion, yeah. (Austria, 2012)

Life is a miracle, I saw it in your eyes, under the spotlight, I howl in the moonlight, howling for you. (Cipru, 2016)

Drag acts and Terry Wogan’s wig, mad acts and sad acts, it was Johnny Logan’s gig. (Irlanda, 2008)

Feeling your heartbeat, that’s what I want, that’s what I need, feeling again that you’re breathing. (Letonia, 2016)

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