Cateva glume cu elementele chimice

Vremea se incalzeste, activitatea se inteteste, insa colaboratorii de la biroul de traduceri retete Craiova considera ca nu strica sa ne mai amuzam din cand in cand. Pentru ca unul dintre proiectele de amploare din ultima perioada a vizat niscaiva chestiuni din chimie, traducatorii de retete din Craiova s-au gandit ca n-ar strica sa compileze cateva glume in engleza cu elementele chimice din tabelul lui Mendeleev.

What do you do with a dead scientist? You barium. That’s if you can’t helium or curium.

What happened to the chemist in the cave – Berkelium.

Are you made out of beryllium, ununtrium, and titanium ? Cause you’re a BeUTi.

What do you say when: oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium and phosphorous walk into a bar? OH SNaP!

Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? Because you’re so fine!

Did you hear Oxygen and Potassium went on a date? Yeah, it went OK.

You wanna hear a joke about potassium? K.

You wanna hear a joke about sodium? Na.

Are you made of copper and tellurium?? Because you’re pretty CuTe!

Chemist 1: do you have any sodium bromate? Chemist 2: NaBrO.

What did the elements say to hydrogen? What a loner!

What did one ion say to another? I’ve got my ion you.

What is a house cat’s favorite chemical compound? MoUSe.

Pentru si mai multe glume cu elemetele chimice, puteti intra pe www.thoughtco.com.

Sursa imagine: www.openculture.com.

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Titluri de ziare cu un pic de umor

Informatia ne guverneaza viata, iar unul dintre locurile predilecte din care ne-o extragem este presa scrisa, au opinat colaboratorii de la biroul de traduceri articole doctorat Craiova. Stiind ca mai mult de jumatate dintre oameni nu citesc decat titlurile si vrand sa se amuze un pic, traducatorii de articole doctorat Craiova s-a gandit sa va prezinte cateva titluri de ziar foarte ingenios alterate, astfel incat rezultatele sa fie atat amuzante, cat si inteligente si va provoace sa le gasiti cheia fiecaruia:

AGRICULTURE MINISTER DRESSED ON PIGS

FIREMEN WARNED: DON’T PUMP TO CONCLUSIONS!

CHICKEN BREEDER ON FRAUD CHARGE TOLD BY JUDGE: “YOU WILL HAVE TO LAY HEAVILY FOR YOUR CRIMES!”

NEGOTIATIONS BETWEEN MISSIONARIES AND CANNIBAL CHIEF BREAK DOWN. “IT’S IMPOSSIBLE TO SEASON WITH THEM”, SAYS CHIEF

VETERINARY SURGEON ACCUSED OF CRUELTY TO CATS PROTESTS: “PEOPLE LIKE TO PUSS OVER NOTHING”

GAMBLER CONVICTED OF MURDERING BOOKMAKER BETS FOR MERCY

DIRECTOR OF BLOOD BANK ON CORRUPTION CHARGE IS ACCUSED OF CONGEALING EVIDENCE FROM THE POLICE

HIGH-SPENDING LOCAL AUTHORITIES TOLD: “MONEY DOESN’T GLOW ON TREES”

CLERGYMEN FROCK TO WEMBLEY TO HEAR WORLD-FAMOUS PREACHER

WELFARE OFFICIALS ACCUSED OF CRYING INTO COUPLES’ PRIVATE LIVES

Exemple extrase din Test Your Prepositions de Peter Watcyn-Jones si Jake Allsop, Penguin Publishing Press.

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